Fart hez a ‘mare

Poor old Fabian Barthez?
“It’s all my own fault”, he says
And don’t we all agree, that’s every man, jack and Jez  (ebel)
He just needed Tommy Cooper’s fez
To complete the look of a clown
He certainly brought a frown
To the young defender, Brown
Never again, warns Wes
From his new des res
Perusing the morning papers (avec pince-nez?)
Mawkishly musing, had he actually been playing in front of Brian Glover, the teacher from Kes!?

© B. Hind

Commemorating 2 calamitous clangers by Fabian Barthez
in Man Utd’s 2-3 defeat against Deportivo La Coruna,
Utd’s first home defeat in European football in 5 years.