The Fella 'Neath the Umbrella

Do you remember 2004
And we dreamed that we might even be good enough to win it?
Now it's 2007 & we're not even in it.
Does anyone want to buy a ticket to Vienna?
It's yours for a tenner.

Whilst your short time in charge
Was singulary inept
And it's something we'll all desperately try to forget
At least you never got your hair wet,
'Cause then you'd have looked silly.

© Simon Parr 22/11/07

Aaaaaaaaaaargh!